Deke Weaver eats cake! He eats cake! Deke Weaver has no friends that eat cake, but he eats cake! He can't eat chocolate! He can't eat corn! He tells people, MY NAME IS DEKE WEAVER AND I CAN'T EAT CORN! ALL THE CORN FARMERS SUBSIDIZED BY THE GOVERNMENT SAY "HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP CAN BE USED FOR EVERYTHING! HOW DARE YOU BE ALLERGIC TO OUR PRODUCT THAT IS IN EVERYTHING! DAMN YOU TO HELL DEKE WEAVER! DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL WHERE YOU, DEKE WEAVER, WILL EAT CORN FOREVER!" Deke Weaver is an award-winning writer-performer, video, graphic & spoken-word artist. Sometimes he does all this stuff at the same time (ooooo, I’m real scared). He’s a real big deal. Just ask him. Seriously. Performance art. Experimental theater. Video art. Projection artist. New media. Interdisciplinary. Multidisciplinary. Crossdisciplinary.